Clean at last! Clean at last! Thank God almighty, I’m clean at last!

 

My face is like Perrier Water: Sparkling!

Isn’t that the quote? Ok, maybe not. But last night I got a bath… finally! As you read a few entries ago, I’ve been not so beautifully scented lately. (“2 week old ham” was the exact description if I recall correctly) And that just can’t be – especially for a dapper dog such as myself.

 

So last night the alphas broke out the shampoo and lathered me up like Selsun Blue commercial (I felt the tingle!). Before I could say “GET YOUR SNEAKY FINGERS OUT OF MY EARS”, I was wrapped up in a blanket and lookin’ sharp as a lean dog’s tail. (Just because I don’t really have a tail doesn’t mean I don’t know how sharp one looks on a lean dog!)

So you know how you have an obsession with looking at cute, adorable pictures of me on this blog?? Well, I have an obsession too and I’d like to share it with you right now: I am obsessed with the bathtub.

 

Obsession. By Calvin Bisket.

There, I said it! I LOVE THE BATHTUB. Yup, ever since this last bath, I can’t help myself. I’ve got to be around it, in it, lying in it, sitting in it, licking it, thinking about it, smelling it, jumping in it, jumping out of it, whatever! I don’t know why this great white porcelain chasm fascinates me so, but for some reason I want to get to know it better.

 

Why is it so white? I’ve got nipples, it’s got handles – why?! What’s with its crazy looking nose that all the water comes out of? Where does the water come from?? Can I drink it? Will it give me everlasting life?? Why does it make alpha Paul sing Beyonce songs when he’s in there? (Haha, made up that last one, but still…)

I CAN’T GET ENOUGH!!!!!!!

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Your Obsession

It’s that time again: time to whet your appetite for more delicious pictures of me. So now I shall dangle a few more glorious photographic moments of my life like a glistening carrot in front of your collective cyberspace noses. Enjoy! It is, after all, your obsession.

 

A little trick I do. I call it... "THE LIVING DEAD!!!" Spooooooky!

J. Crew. On sale. In case you're wondering.

 

Bag of kibble, a little water, comfy couch, and I'm out before they announce Best in Show.

This blog thing is a poopload of work!

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Your Obsession

Well, you the people have spoken. I’ve received thousands of emails requesting more pictures of me. Evidently my blogging just isn’t enough! But I don’t blame you. I am, after all, very handsome.

So I’m starting a weekly segment of the blog called (very appropriately) “Your Obsession.” It will feature select photographs of myself, so as to quench your thirst for my cuteness and computer wallpapers. The essence of these photographs shall then be captured, bottled, and sold as a doggie cologne. It too will be called “Your Obsession.” It will smell like puppies and flank steak.

But enough about my big plans! Enough about my marketing ingenuity! It is time for me to feed your obsession with pictures of me. Enjoy!

 

 

Orange round things!!!!

 

I was much shorter then...

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