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Posted in Awesomeness, Car, Cold, Crazy Dogs, Cute, Fun, Imdoginations, Life, North Dakota, Pictures, Puppy, tagged Baby, Bismarck, Canada, North Dakota, Pawsome, shower, Surprise on May 23, 2009| 1 Comment »
Yeah, North Dakota. You know, one state to the left of MN… really? No, I’m not making it up! It’s right about South Dakota; right below Canada. What? Seriously! Whatever – look at a map.
Anyways, male alpha male and I took the loooooooong ride out to Bismarck, ND – also known as “The Jewel of the Part of the United States Everyone Forgets is There.” It was a surprise visit to see the female alpha male, who was hanging out with her family and didn’t think she’d see us for a few more days. I can’t yell “Surprise!”, so I licked her face. Same thing, right? =)
Right now, the house is getting cleaned for a baby shower tomorrow so I’m chillin’ in the basement. Literally – it’s COLD down here. But I’ve got a nice warm lap to sit in, so it’s all good for me.
When I get back home, I’ve got some AWESOME (or “PAWSOME” as some of my doggy friends like to say) Imdoginations all ready to go. Bet you can’t wait. Well, you’ll have to!
Today marks the 21st people birthday and 147th doggie birthday of this dog. Oh my flippin’ Great Dane in heaven, that is an old dog!! I can’t even imagine being that old. But once I am (and mark my words, I WILL BE), and my little Bisket parts don’t work as well as they used to, I’m gonna make sure I have one of those little Barbie cars to drive myself around the house (see exhibit A).
Regardless, salud and big woofs to you, old doggie!
For Easter, we packed the Taurus to the moonroof with pizzles, treats, and leashes and hit it for Chi-town. As you can see, I had an awesome time:
Posted in Awesomeness, Car, Cute, Fun, Home, Life, Love, Outdoors, Pictures, Playtime, Smells, tagged Boston Terrier, Chex mix, Jolly ball, Lake, Nokomis, Phillie blunts, tall grass on April 9, 2009| 1 Comment »
Minnesota is the land of 10,000 lakes. It is also the land of 1 Bisket. Those are awesome odds for a dog who loves the outdoors.
So yeah, I went to the lake today and chased my jolly ball all over the park. (Seriously, that’s what it’s called!) It was fantastic. This dog was born to run!!!!!! And poop sometimes. But mostly to run!!!!!
After I stretched out my four little wheels, we went lakeside for some snooping around in the tall grass. All I found was a bunch of old Phillie blunts and dry leaves. Man – I was hoping for at least a half-full bag of Chex mix or something!
Finally, it was time to venture down to mighty Lake Nokomis. I took a few sniffs… I stepped in the mud of its storied banks… I watched a Seagull fly high above in the cool Minnesota sky… and then went back to the long grass to look for Chex mix.
All in all, it was an awesome time! Got to bond with my male alpha male, run around like a nut, and sniff some new smells. What more could I ask for???
Took a roadie up North last weekend, and has anyone ever tried sleeping in a 2001 Ford Taurus (raise your paws)? They are not made for dogs, let me tell you that. First of all, the only way to get from front to back is to leap of a chasm of doom filled with granola bar wrappers, windshield washing fluid, and bank pens. And I DON’T like standing in garbage, ok?? Second of all, every time I try and get comfy on the seat, I get this crazy urge to try and dig up the fabric. Why? Who knows! It just happens. Why do people grow mustaches? Exactly.
So anyways, I found the perfect position for travel. And as an extra bonus, it’s right by the defrosters! Check it: