I stink. No seriously, I do! I mean it’s not like I smell like rotten ass or anything, but I do have an odor of, I dunno, 2 week old ham(???). Regardless, let’s just say I’m not the sweetest smelling puppy in the litter.
Now, you all know how much I hate baths (the ear thing, remember?). But this time I’m willing to make an exception. I think my whites are turning yellow! Gulp.
So please, alphas, please please please, please, please lather me up. Scrub my little dogness until my coat’s shinin’ like a fresh pair of tux shoes. After all, I have a reputation to uphold!