Imdoginations

Yup, it’s been a while since I’ve thoroughly entertained you with some imdoginations. But hey, I’ve been busy – you know, trying to find a couch made entirely of bacon on eBay. There’s gotta be one out there…

Anyways, sit back and enjoy these imdoginations (sorta like impersonations, but for dogs)! Then vote for your favorite.

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Humphrey Bogart…

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Sam Elliott…

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Tom Cruise from A Few Good Men…

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Pretty much everyone from The Great Escape…

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NOW VOTE!

P.S. Sorry about all the dots – WordPress is being a total cat right now.

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Why wear pants if you’re going to poop them?? When it comes to that, we pooches are definitely ahead of the curve.

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Deep Thoughts

If you wish Happy New Year to a dog, do you have to say it 7 times?

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Deep Thoughts

The best reason to never get your driver’s license.

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Sleeeeeepy

You know that feeling you get when you go to the dog park and you’ve chased so many sticks and made so many friends and run so many circles and sniffed so many butts that you can’t keep your eyes open?

This is what it’s like:

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Deep Thoughts

Met a woman today who said she didn’t like dogs. It must be hard to be a robot.

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Jason’s Feet

My female alpha male’s brother-in-law is coming to town this weekend and he’s allergic to dogs. I know – that’s like the worst pox anyone could be cursed with in this world. It’s even worse than an ingrown toenail, or a presidential address right in the middle of the season finale of Scrubs!

Well there’s something about Jason’s feet that I can’t get enough of. If he’s sitting there, I get this weird urge to walk up to him and roll around all over his metatarsals. I don’t know what it is! But I just can’t get enough! I love it!

Then after a few rolls, I get told to get off Jason’s feet. It’s like something you really want but know you’ll never have. A shame, really: Me and those feet could have some fun together!

 

Possessed by feet!

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Deep Thoughts

If I were a big dog, the world would seem so much smaller. And that would suck.

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Imdoginations

As you know, I love a good imdogination. In case you forgot, imdoginations are just like impersonations, but for dogs. Ok, so they’re not just like impersonations – mainly because they are WAY COOLER! Ok, so check out these starring yours truly, and at the end lemme know what you think. Enjoy!!

 

 

 

Mel Gibson in Signs:

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Jawa in Star Wars:

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jabba the Hutt in Star Wars:

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kate Winslet in Titanic:

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you want to see MORE IMDOGINATIONS, click here and here!!!

 

 

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