Posts Tagged ‘Terminator’


Met a woman today who said she didn’t like dogs. It must be hard to be a robot.


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No, not that way! This way:

bisket terminated

Forget T1, T2 and T3. I’m the TP – TERMINATOR PUPPY! Now tell me where John Connor is or I’ll rip off your arms destroy you crush your skull TERMIN-eat all your Kraft singles!


Puppies: click here.

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So I went to my male alpha male’s work the other day, and there was a poodle there named Pearl. “Just my size!” I thought, and tried to get her to play. Well… she didn’t want any part of that. Nope, that saucy minx just kept growling and saying something about John Connor. What a bitch!




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Sort of like impersonations, but for dogs. Anyways, I do quite a few of them and I’d like to share some with you. So, here begins another Bisket exclusive column.

I give you… Imdoginations!


First up: Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Terminator












Timothy Treadwell in Grizzly Man:














And finally, Gizmo from the hit movie Gremlins:











Pretty good, eh?? Let me know what you think!


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