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My female alpha male’s brother-in-law is coming to town this weekend and he’s allergic to dogs. I know – that’s like the worst pox anyone could be cursed with in this world. It’s even worse than an ingrown toenail, or a presidential address right in the middle of the season finale of Scrubs!

Well there’s something about Jason’s feet that I can’t get enough of. If he’s sitting there, I get this weird urge to walk up to him and roll around all over his metatarsals. I don’t know what it is! But I just can’t get enough! I love it!

Then after a few rolls, I get told to get off Jason’s feet. It’s like something you really want but know you’ll never have. A shame, really: Me and those feet could have some fun together!

 

Possessed by feet!

Possessed by feet!

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I think I’ve got it. I mean, check me out – I’m already showing the symptoms. Rolling around the dirt to cool off and acting like a pig, right? Pretty soon I’ll be making friends with spiders and going “wee wee wee all the way home.” Seriously! This is not good…

 

 

 

 

"It's too late, Sidney... tell me family I love them."

"It's too late for a cure, Sidney... tell me family I love them."

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Update

 

Thanks to my love of stanky stuff, I'm on the wrong side of the computer!

Thanks to my love of stanky stuff, I'm on the wrong side of the computer!

Yes I know – It’s been a while. But I have an excuse: I got grounded.

I mean how many of you out there don’t want to shove their faces deep inside a smelly shoe and then eat the bejeezes out of the inner sole??????? It’s such a rush!! But some people (ahem! – alphas) don’t seem to enjoy it as much. Especially when it’s their shoe…

So I’ve been grounded from the computer for a while. When I come back, I have a surprise for you though – and it doesn’t smell like feet. At least not human feet.

On the flip side…

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