For God’s sake, DON’T call me Ishmael. That name is just weird. Instead, call me by my birth name: Bisket. I am a Boston Terrier that lives in Minneapolis. I am NOT named after Limp Biskit (please note the different spellings!).
I started this blog because I have been thinking a lot. Not just about food, sleep, beef, food, food, sleep, food, teriyaki chicken scraps, food, food, and summer sausage – but about life. You know, what it’s like to be a dog in today’s world, as well as other interesting things. I hope you enjoy it!
You’re thinking: “How is this ‘dog’ (as you are probably making air quotes) going to type a blog? He has PAWS for hands!!!” Well, I shall type it the same way I am typing this profile. I have my ways. Oh yes, I have my ways.
If you would like to contact me directly, I can be reached at email@example.com. I can send you an autographed photo! Or maybe a lock of my short hair. …Or just a response to your email.
Thanks for reading and many woofs,