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Yup, it’s been a while since I’ve thoroughly entertained you with some imdoginations. But hey, I’ve been busy – you know, trying to find a couch made entirely of bacon on eBay. There’s gotta be one out there…

Anyways, sit back and enjoy these imdoginations (sorta like impersonations, but for dogs)! Then vote for your favorite.

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Humphrey Bogart…

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Sam Elliott…

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Tom Cruise from A Few Good Men…

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Pretty much everyone from The Great Escape…

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NOW VOTE!

P.S. Sorry about all the dots – WordPress is being a total cat right now.

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As you know, I love a good imdogination. In case you forgot, imdoginations are just like impersonations, but for dogs. Ok, so they’re not just like impersonations – mainly because they are WAY COOLER! Ok, so check out these starring yours truly, and at the end lemme know what you think. Enjoy!!

 

 

 

Mel Gibson in Signs:

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A Jawa in Star Wars:

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Jabba the Hutt in Star Wars:

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Kate Winslet in Titanic:

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If you want to see MORE IMDOGINATIONS, click here and here!!!

 

 

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No, not that way! This way:

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Forget T1, T2 and T3. I’m the TP – TERMINATOR PUPPY! Now tell me where John Connor is or I’ll rip off your arms destroy you crush your skull TERMIN-eat all your Kraft singles!

 

Puppies: click here.

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Today marks the 21st people birthday and 147th doggie birthday of this dog. Oh my flippin’ Great Dane in heaven, that is an old dog!! I can’t even imagine being that old. But once I am (and mark my words, I WILL BE), and my little Bisket parts don’t work as well as they used to, I’m gonna make sure I have one of those little Barbie cars to drive myself around the house (see exhibit A).

Regardless, salud and big woofs to you, old doggie!

 

EXHIBIT A: This is me in like 20 years.

EXHIBIT A: This is me in like 20 years.

 

 

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I think I’ve got it. I mean, check me out – I’m already showing the symptoms. Rolling around the dirt to cool off and acting like a pig, right? Pretty soon I’ll be making friends with spiders and going “wee wee wee all the way home.” Seriously! This is not good…

 

 

 

 

"It's too late, Sidney... tell me family I love them."

"It's too late for a cure, Sidney... tell me family I love them."

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At parties, I’ve been known to do some killer imdoginations (sort of like “impersonations” but for dogs). I’m the hit of the party! People go nuts! One guy’s drink came out through his nose. Another guy didn’t go nuts, but did go out for nuts since we had run out.

I love making people laugh at parties, but all the attention makes it hard to steal a taste of the bacon dip. Anyways, here’s some imdoginations that I’ve been practicing… at the end you can vote for your favorite!

 

First, Winston Churchill. I haven’t quite mastered the accent yet…

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"From Stettin in the Baltic..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gene Simmons from KISS…

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Next, Dame Judi Dench as Queen Elizabeth from Shakespeare in Love:

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And finally, the movie “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”:

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Ok, now VOTE!

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Don't let my calm demeanor fool you - I'm deadlier than a diet of Ol' Roy dog food.

Don't let my calm demeanor fool you - I'm deadlier than a diet of Ol' Roy dog food.

What do you get when you cross me with a ninja? That’s right… a me-ninja. And that’s exactly what I have become.

 

Remember how the alphas built me the Gauntlet a few weeks back? We’ll I’ve been running that thing for quite some time now, honing my agility and strengthening my legs. (And since I’ve been watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Return of the Ooze lately, I’ve also mastered the nunchucks, and memorized Vanilla Ice’s Ninja Rap for motivation.) The point is, I’m quicker, stronger, and far more lethal than the average puppy. If you mess with me, I’ll either snap your neck like a twig or chew on your shoes until they come untied. I haven’t decided which.

My first order of business as a ninja was to escape the prison of my kennel and the surrounding gate. So when the alphas left the other day, I deftly lept atop my kennel, hopped over the gate and onto the couch. FREEDOM! Then I watched Maury all day with a bag of kibble until the alphas got back and witnessed my new cunning abilities. They also noticed that I didn’t burn down the place… and that’s a good thing!

My escape has had some far-reaching results. Best of all, I now get full-reign of the family room during the day. You guessed it – that means I get the couch, the bed by the heater, and most importantly… the tv remotes! Now that’s something a dog could get used to. And believe you me – I’m getting used to it.

Now if I could only figure out this DVD player… I’ve got some Milo and Otis that needs watching.

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