Well, you the people have spoken. I’ve received thousands of emails requesting more pictures of me. Evidently my blogging just isn’t enough! But I don’t blame you. I am, after all, very handsome.
So I’m starting a weekly segment of the blog called (very appropriately) “Your Obsession.” It will feature select photographs of myself, so as to quench your thirst for my cuteness and computer wallpapers. The essence of these photographs shall then be captured, bottled, and sold as a doggie cologne. It too will be called “Your Obsession.” It will smell like puppies and flank steak.
But enough about my big plans! Enough about my marketing ingenuity! It is time for me to feed your obsession with pictures of me. Enjoy!