Posted in Awards, Cute, Fun, Home, Life, Love, Pictures, Puppy, tagged Dr. Evil, Drawing, Millions, Sketch, Sotheby's, Stuart Smalley on February 18, 2009|
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I know that title sounds lame – like some Stuart Smalley mirror-side affirmation. But it’s true. Chances are that one day you find this simply scintillating sketch drawing of my likeness at Sotheby’s. Let the bidding start at 1 MILLION(!!!!!!!!) dollars.
...I'm handsome enough and doggone it, people like me!
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Posted in Awards, Awesomeness, Cute, Entertainment, Fans, History, Life, Puppy, Toys, tagged Blog, Century, ears, Mustache, Octopus on January 12, 2009|
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I love that movie! Especially the part where all the dogs are running through the house. Hahahaha!
Anyways, I have an announcement to make: I have won a major award! On my December 24th post, a mysterious (and mustachioed) man told me that I had won the “Blog of the Day Award.” Isn’t that exciting?!?!?
Now, I haven’t received the award yet in the mail. So if you’re reading, mustachioed man, please send me the likeness of my blog carved out of summer sausage (That is the prize you give for this honor, right????)
In other news, I have also won the “Blog of the Century Award”. It is awarded by myself to myself, and is for writing the best blog the past century… and come to think of it, the next century as well. It is also for being awesome. And having large ears. I am hereby renaming my award the “Blog of the double-Century of Awesomeness and Excessive Ears Award.” The prize shall be a lifetime supply of jerky. But until that happens, I’ll settle for this trophy shaped like a rubber octopus:
The Blog of the double-Century of Awesomeness and Excessive Ears Award. (for now)
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