Me and my KOOSH
January 13, 2009 by bi5ket
A few days ago, the female alpha-male showed me something the likes of which I had never seen before: a KOOSH ball! What was the deal with this thing?? It was a ball… or was it? I put it in my mouth, pulled the little strands of rubber through my teeth, and BAM! I was hooked. Some dogs are addicted to table scraps,or Kong filler, or heroin. I’m addicted to a KOOSH ball.
And now, if I may, a love story between dog and KOOSH…
The addiction begins... what IS that thing? Hopefully it's made of bacon.
Yes... a very interesting texture indeed... I think I'm falling in love.
They took it away. And now I shall stare at it - a story of two souls destined to be together, and yet driven apart by those who don't understand! (and a tall shelf)
If I sit may I have it? See - I'm being polite. Pleeeeeeaaaaase?!
Oh the humanity! (or should I say caninity? Doganity?) The distance of my love has rendered me weak and unable to move...
Reunited at long last!!!! (Pity: works every time hahahahah!)
Nothing like watching a little Mythbusters on the couch with your true love.
A perfect match!