A wise song once said, “It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white. But it does matter if you are black and white, because then you are AWESOME.”
Maybe that’s not the exact lyric, but it is absolutely true: things that are black and white are remarkably amazing! Here are a few things that are black and white and awesome:
Oreo cookies. I’ve never tasted one of these, but they look delicious! Plus, the alphas go nuts for ’em. Whenever they devour them, scraping every last bit of innard off with their teeth, I start to wonder, “Who’s the animal here???”
The Zebra. On the African plains, the natives call it “Oreo cookie horse.” So strikingly beautiful and amazing that every lion wants to give it a big hug and kiss.
Barack Obama. A little black, a little white, and all sorts of American Gentleman. Thus, I shall christen him an honorary Boston Terrier. (But only if he appoints me to his Cabinet… his snack cabinet!)
Yours truly. What’s black and white, awesome, and is the cutest dog alive? You guessed it: ME!