There is NOTHING to do around here. It’s flippin’ colder than an Iditarod husky’s nuts outside, the alphas aren’t home for another 3 hours, and I can’t sleep. THIS IS KILLING ME!!!!!!!
My day since lunch:
1:01 PM: Cleaned out the Kong.
1:15 PM: Snowing?? Again??
1:22 PM: Read boring newspaper article on housing crisis. Peed all over awesome article on movie dogs. Dammit!
1:29 PM: Dozed off.
1:30 PM: Woken up by the mailman and his 700 lb boots.
1:45 PM: Can’t sleep.
2:01 PM: Check Kong for treats. Zilch.
2:09 PM: Can boredom really kill me???
2:11 PM: Canines are dogs… and teeth. WTF?!?!?!?!?!
2:36 PM: Bark at blanket for no reason.
2:52 PM: Wrote boring blog about being bored.