Each day, thousands of fans write to me. Some want relationship advice (lick everyone once). Others, my thoughts on rawhide v. pig ears (neither). And some want to know if they can name their human child after me (copyright infringement!!!!).
Do I have time to answer all of these emails, letters, and smoke signals?? NO!!! Of course not! After all, I only have 4 paws. Jeez! Plus, I’m currently on the hunt for Sun Chips crumbs (Garden Salsa! The best!), and that takes up most of my day.
But I do have time to answer one of them right here in this blog.
Gregoire of pristalica.wordpress.com/ asks…
What up, dawg?
Nothing much. Just thinking about Sun Chips sleep food sleep myself poop sleep food blankets sausage.