Plaxico Burress is an idiot. The guy shot himself in the leg! If a famous dog like myself did that, it would not be such a big story because 1) I’ve got three legs to spare, and 2) I’d never wear SWEATPANTS to a club!!!!! (unless they had one of those “butt-flap” buttony things on the back).
Listen up, Plaxico: Tough dogs don’t accidentally bite their own lip. Turns out, you’re nothing but a little Bichon with a bark that runs on 4 AA batteries (No offense, Frosty!). Put that in your gun and accidentally shoot it into your thigh.
NOTE: If you’re the New York Giants and need a new wide receiver, please call my people. I’m totally in… so long as you switch from footballs to a sockfulla kibble.