Today, someone said “Bisket doesn’t know about Chris Mas.” And they were right. I don’t know anyone named Chris.
However… from what I’ve heard, this Chris Mas thing could work out to my advantage. Let me see if I’ve got this right: so long as I stay cute and don’t bite anybody else (there was a previous umm… incident), this Chris Mas character will bring me gifts. Sweeeeeet!
So Chris Mas, if you’re out there, here’s my list…
– Anything made of rubber
– An extra long leash
– 1 bag of Wellness brand venison flavored dog treats
– 1 blowtorch and welder’s mask (for refrigerator)