The other day I walked outside and the ground was covered in white. “What is this Caucasian percipitation??” I wondered aloud in my head. It was snow!
I stuck my nose in it – COLD!
I ran around in it – POWDERY!
I peed in it – YELLOW!
I asked it, “What have you done with my precious grass?? The grass I would bask in the glorious sun upon – where has it gone??” There was no reply. Word on the street is that the grass will return. In like 6 months (probably years). Yikes. But the snow isn’t bad.
I can’t wait for the snow to really pile up. Then I can really check it out. Might need a pair of those little boots for dogs too (if you have four feet, is a set of 4 still a pair??). After all, cold paws make for sloppy typing… and we can’t have any of that, can we?
Let it snow!