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Hair toy

Posted in Entertainment, Toys, tagged , on June 2, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Every time I see Conan O’Brien, I think to myself, “God, I want to chew on that hair!”

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Happy Birthday, you saucy dame!

Posted in Awesomeness, Car, Crazy Dogs, Current Events, Cute, Dreams, Entertainment, Famous Dogs, Fun, Life, Movies, Toys, tagged , , , on May 6, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Today marks the 21st people birthday and 147th doggie birthday of this dog. Oh my flippin’ Great Dane in heaven, that is an old dog!! I can’t even imagine being that old. But once I am (and mark my words, I WILL BE), and my little Bisket parts don’t work as well as they used [...]

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They got me…

Posted in Current Events, Cute, Dreams, Fun, Home, Life, Neutering, Pictures, Puppy, Surgery, The Vet, Toys, tagged , , , , , on February 6, 2009 | 2 Comments »

Sorry about that last post. I was feeling a little woozy… FROM THE DRUGS THEY GAVE ME WHEN THEY BLINDSIDED ME WITH A NEUTERING!!!!!
Seriously, I wasn’t supposed to be neutered until next week. But it all went down this past Tuesday. I go into this nice little office and meet a sweet little old man [...]

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Nominations!

Posted in Awards, Awesomeness, Cats, Cold, Current Events, Cute, Entertainment, Fans, Food, Fun, History, Life, Meat, Movies, Politics, Puppy, Toys, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 22, 2009 | 3 Comments »

 
 
I love movies! By my count, I’ve watched over 1,145 movies in the 7 months of my life. Of course that’s counting the 1,144 times I’ve watched Turner and Hooch and the one time I watched the Estelle Getty/Sylvester Stallone masterpiece Stop! Or my mom will shoot (hey, it was on TNT). Anyways, that pretty much [...]

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Photos of me thinking about food

Posted in Awesomeness, Cute, Entertainment, Farm, Food, Fun, Life, Meat, Pictures, Poop, Puppy, Toys, tagged , , , , , , , , , on January 21, 2009 | 1 Comment »

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Back!

Posted in Home, Life, Pictures, Poop, Puppy, Toys, tagged , , , , , on January 18, 2009 | 1 Comment »

RAR! And greetings, loyal readers! (People, pets, and young children who should be sleeping right now but instead have stashed deceiving pillows under their blankets and snuck out of bed for a late-night read of this spectacular blog)
As you’ve probably noticed, I’ve been laying low the past few days – all while doing NO LOW-LAYING [...]

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Posted in Awesomeness, Current Events, Entertainment, Fun, Home, Life, Meat, Movies, Puppy, Toys, tagged , , , , , on January 14, 2009 | 1 Comment »

The KOOSH and I broke up. It didn’t want a commitment, and I thought it was stupid to be in love with a ball made of rubber filaments attached to a soft core that was last popular in 1988.
Plus, why chew on rubber when you can chew on…

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Me and my KOOSH

Posted in Awesomeness, Cute, Entertainment, Fun, Home, Life, Pictures, Puppy, Toys, tagged , , , on January 13, 2009 | 2 Comments »

A few days ago, the female alpha-male showed me something the likes of which I had never seen before: a KOOSH ball! What was the deal with this thing?? It was a ball… or was it? I put it in my mouth, pulled the little strands of rubber through my teeth, and BAM! I was [...]

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“It’s a major award!” – A Christmas Story

Posted in Awards, Awesomeness, Cute, Entertainment, Fans, History, Life, Puppy, Toys, tagged , , , , on January 12, 2009 | 1 Comment »

I love that movie! Especially the part where all the dogs are running through the house. Hahahaha!
Anyways, I have an announcement to make: I have won a major award! On my December 24th post, a mysterious (and mustachioed) man told me that I had won the “Blog of the Day Award.” Isn’t that exciting?!?!?
Now, I [...]

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El Donkey-ablo

Posted in Cute, Entertainment, Life, Puppy, Toys, tagged , , , , on January 4, 2009 | 2 Comments »

This is a picture of one of my newest toys: Donkey. Remember him? He’s the wisecrackin’ “steed” from the Shrek movies. And… he talks!!! He’s got a bunch of catchphrases like “Whatsa matter? You ever seen a talking donkey before?” and “Ok, I’ll be quiet… this is just me over here… being quiet.” and “Stop [...]

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