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My female alpha male’s brother-in-law is coming to town this weekend and he’s allergic to dogs. I know – that’s like the worst pox anyone could be cursed with in this world. It’s even worse than an ingrown toenail, or a presidential address right in the middle of the season finale of Scrubs!
Well there’s something [...]

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Now let me make one thing very clear: there is only ONE Bisket. My little Boston Terrier puppy love is enough to circle the world twice, but I ain’t Ol’ St. Nick – I can’t be everywhere at once! That’s why the world needs some other Boston Terriers to spread the lovin’. And until yesterday, [...]

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Today I went to puppy playtime and the alphas forgot the camera… AGAIN! Is this some vicious pox on their memory-capturing abilities? Are they destined to forget the camera forever????
My guess is yes.
Anyways, playtime was freakin’ awesome! I went nuts at the beginning, chasing all these crazy little chihuahuas. I was going to yell “Yo [...]

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What do you get when you cross me with a ninja? That’s right… a me-ninja. And that’s exactly what I have become.
 
Remember how the alphas built me the Gauntlet a few weeks back? We’ll I’ve been running that thing for quite some time now, honing my agility and strengthening my legs. (And since I’ve been [...]

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Sunday was an awesome day for one reason: small dog playtime.
Now don’t let the “small dog” title fool you – because us small dogs are a force to be reckoned with. Had all 20 of us “little” pooches sat down and come up with a plan to overthrow the alphas, we could’ve easily overtaken them, [...]

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Plaxico Burress is an idiot. The guy shot himself in the leg! If a famous dog like myself did that, it would not be such a big story because 1) I’ve got three legs to spare, and 2) I’d never wear SWEATPANTS to a club!!!!! (unless they had one of those “butt-flap” buttony things on [...]

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Fetch and Run

Fetch is a pretty basic game: They throw it. I get it. (Cats, you wouldn’t understand… AT ALL! So stop reading here.)
Now don’t get me wrong – I LOVE a good game of fetch. Nothing gets my heart pumpin’ like fetching a tiny rubber shoe hurtling down a hallway. But let me tell you the [...]

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