My female alpha male’s brother-in-law is coming to town this weekend and he’s allergic to dogs. I know – that’s like the worst pox anyone could be cursed with in this world. It’s even worse than an ingrown toenail, or a presidential address right in the middle of the season finale of Scrubs!
Well there’s something [...]
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Jason’s Feet
Posted in Awesomeness, Crazy Dogs, Cute, Entertainment, Family, Fun, Life, Love, Pictures, Playtime, Puppy, Smells, Sports, tagged feet, Jason on August 5, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Boston, Minnesota
Posted in Awesomeness, Crazy Dogs, Current Events, Cute, Dreams, Entertainment, Food, Fun, Home, Love, Meat, Meetup Group, Outdoors, Pictures, Playtime, Poop, Puppy, Smells, Sports, hot, tagged Boston Terrier, Meetup on June 29, 2009 | 6 Comments »
Now let me make one thing very clear: there is only ONE Bisket. My little Boston Terrier puppy love is enough to circle the world twice, but I ain’t Ol’ St. Nick – I can’t be everywhere at once! That’s why the world needs some other Boston Terriers to spread the lovin’. And until yesterday, [...]
Puppy Playtime, suckas!
Posted in Awesomeness, Crazy Dogs, Cute, Entertainment, Fun, Life, Pictures, Playtime, Poop, Puppy, Sports, Uncategorized, tagged Alphas, Chihuahua, Crap, Crocs, Detective, Disney, Kid, Old, Schnauzer, Taco Bell on March 2, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Today I went to puppy playtime and the alphas forgot the camera… AGAIN! Is this some vicious pox on their memory-capturing abilities? Are they destined to forget the camera forever????
My guess is yes.
Anyways, playtime was freakin’ awesome! I went nuts at the beginning, chasing all these crazy little chihuahuas. I was going to yell “Yo [...]
Me-ninja
Posted in Awesomeness, Current Events, Entertainment, Food, Fun, Home, Life, Movies, Puppy, Sports, tagged Couch, DVD, GI Joe, Kennel, Kibble, Lethal, Maury, Milo and Otis, Ninja, Remotes, TMNT, TV, Vanilla Ice on February 2, 2009 | 1 Comment »
What do you get when you cross me with a ninja? That’s right… a me-ninja. And that’s exactly what I have become.
Remember how the alphas built me the Gauntlet a few weeks back? We’ll I’ve been running that thing for quite some time now, honing my agility and strengthening my legs. (And since I’ve been [...]
Current Events: Plaxico Burress
Posted in Current Events, Entertainment, Sports, tagged Bichon, Football, Plaxico Burress on December 9, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Plaxico Burress is an idiot. The guy shot himself in the leg! If a famous dog like myself did that, it would not be such a big story because 1) I’ve got three legs to spare, and 2) I’d never wear SWEATPANTS to a club!!!!! (unless they had one of those “butt-flap” buttony things on [...]
Fetch and Run
Posted in Fun, Life, Sports, tagged Cats, Fetch, Paul, Toys on December 4, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Fetch is a pretty basic game: They throw it. I get it. (Cats, you wouldn’t understand… AT ALL! So stop reading here.)
Now don’t get me wrong – I LOVE a good game of fetch. Nothing gets my heart pumpin’ like fetching a tiny rubber shoe hurtling down a hallway. But let me tell you the [...]
