Jason’s Feet

My female alpha male’s brother-in-law is coming to town this weekend and he’s allergic to dogs. I know – that’s like the worst pox anyone could be cursed with in this world. It’s even worse than an ingrown toenail, or a presidential address right in the middle of the season finale of Scrubs!
Well there’s something [...]

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Boston, Minnesota

Now let me make one thing very clear: there is only ONE Bisket. My little Boston Terrier puppy love is enough to circle the world twice, but I ain’t Ol’ St. Nick – I can’t be everywhere at once! That’s why the world needs some other Boston Terriers to spread the lovin’. And until yesterday, [...]

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Cool Stuff Oblongata

Inside my little melon, right beside the part of my brain that makes me salivate over popcorn, is the part of my brain that thinks about cool stuff: the Cool Stuff Oblongata. I’m NOT making this up! Anyways, today I’m going to be lying in my kennel putting my CSO to some serious work.
You see, [...]

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I’m gonna be famous!

 
So check it out: male alpha male took me to his work the other day for something super cool. A doggie photo shoot! Turns out, they’re making some ads for a place called Woody’s Pet Food Deli and needed a few good lookin’ pooches as models. I mean, seriously – who else would you call [...]

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Happy Mother’s Day

Even fiercely independent pooches like myself have mothers. And I love mine very much. Thanks, mom, for 8 weeks of puppy suckling and little nudges with your cold nose.

 
To all you pooches out there: Don’t forget where you came from. And to all those puppy mothers who haven’t gotten a phone call from their puppies [...]

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Swine flu

I think I’ve got it. I mean, check me out – I’m already showing the symptoms. Rolling around the dirt to cool off and acting like a pig, right? Pretty soon I’ll be making friends with spiders and going “wee wee wee all the way home.” Seriously! This is not good…
 

 
 
 

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Don’t Ask

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The Great Outdoors

Minnesota is the land of 10,000 lakes. It is also the land of 1 Bisket. Those are awesome odds for a dog who loves the outdoors.
So yeah, I went to the lake today and chased my jolly ball all over the park. (Seriously, that’s what it’s called!) It was fantastic. This dog was born to [...]

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Bad Dog

Yes, me. A very bad dog. Badder than Leroy Brown (you know, the chocolate lab).
We were out playing at the park and I made a dash across the street so that I could smell a pine tree. We went home right after that. I dunno why I wanted to smell that tree. I dunno why [...]

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Update

 
Yes I know – It’s been a while. But I have an excuse: I got grounded.
I mean how many of you out there don’t want to shove their faces deep inside a smelly shoe and then eat the bejeezes out of the inner sole??????? It’s such a rush!! But some people (ahem! – alphas) don’t [...]

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