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At parties, I’ve been known to do some killer imdoginations (sort of like “impersonations” but for dogs). I’m the hit of the party! People go nuts! One guy’s drink came out through his nose. Another guy didn’t go nuts, but did go out for nuts since we had run out.
I love making people laugh at [...]

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Ok pooches and poochettes, here’s the deal… I know I haven’t been the best at keeping up the blog lately. Like I said, I’ve been grounded for putting my little shnoz toe-deep in a skimmer and chewing. (So sue me!) But thousands of you have emailed/called/texted/carrier-pigeoned/burning-bacon-grease-signaled (that’s the best kind!), telling me to get off [...]

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Today is President’s Day, and in my honest opinion, it should be celebrated. I don’t know about you, but I’m not going to work today. My boss can take his “mush mush!” and shove it! Haha just kidding – I don’t have a job. Unless you count the 3rd shift at the gas station cleaning [...]

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Since I’ve gotten (*gulp*) “lopped,” thousands of well-wishing letters have poured in from around the globe. I loved them all (except the mean one from the cat)!! Here are a few of my favorites:
 
Hi Bisket,
I’m so sorry to hear about your neutering. I just wanted to wish you a speedy recovery. If you need anything [...]

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I love movies! By my count, I’ve watched over 1,145 movies in the 7 months of my life. Of course that’s counting the 1,144 times I’ve watched Turner and Hooch and the one time I watched the Estelle Getty/Sylvester Stallone masterpiece Stop! Or my mom will shoot (hey, it was on TNT). Anyways, that pretty much [...]

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A wise song once said, “It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white. But it does matter if you are black and white, because then you are AWESOME.”
Maybe that’s not the exact lyric, but it is absolutely true: things that are black and white are remarkably amazing! Here are a few things that are black and white [...]

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The way I see it, I have 3 purposes in life:

To entertain you.
To educate you.
To eventually break into the refrigerator and eat my way through a sea of potatoes, cheese, and leftover chicken salad.

We both know that I am fully capable of entertaining you. But do we both know that I can also educate you??? [...]

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Barack O’Boston

My blog has become insanely popular after only 12 hours of existence. Thousands of people have already written to me. (I am NOT making this up!) Of all the mail that’s come across my kennel, one of the main topics (other than how damn cute I am) is Barack Obama and what his presidency means [...]

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