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As you know, I love a good imdogination. In case you forgot, imdoginations are just like impersonations, but for dogs. Ok, so they’re not just like impersonations – mainly because they are WAY COOLER! Ok, so check out these starring yours truly, and at the end lemme know what you think. Enjoy!!
 
 
 
Mel Gibson in Signs:
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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No, not that way! This way:

Forget T1, T2 and T3. I’m the TP – TERMINATOR PUPPY! Now tell me where John Connor is or I’ll rip off your arms destroy you crush your skull TERMIN-eat all your Kraft singles!
 
Puppies: click here.

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Today marks the 21st people birthday and 147th doggie birthday of this dog. Oh my flippin’ Great Dane in heaven, that is an old dog!! I can’t even imagine being that old. But once I am (and mark my words, I WILL BE), and my little Bisket parts don’t work as well as they used [...]

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I think I’ve got it. I mean, check me out – I’m already showing the symptoms. Rolling around the dirt to cool off and acting like a pig, right? Pretty soon I’ll be making friends with spiders and going “wee wee wee all the way home.” Seriously! This is not good…
 

 
 
 

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At parties, I’ve been known to do some killer imdoginations (sort of like “impersonations” but for dogs). I’m the hit of the party! People go nuts! One guy’s drink came out through his nose. Another guy didn’t go nuts, but did go out for nuts since we had run out.
I love making people laugh at [...]

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What do you get when you cross me with a ninja? That’s right… a me-ninja. And that’s exactly what I have become.
 
Remember how the alphas built me the Gauntlet a few weeks back? We’ll I’ve been running that thing for quite some time now, honing my agility and strengthening my legs. (And since I’ve been [...]

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I love movies! By my count, I’ve watched over 1,145 movies in the 7 months of my life. Of course that’s counting the 1,144 times I’ve watched Turner and Hooch and the one time I watched the Estelle Getty/Sylvester Stallone masterpiece Stop! Or my mom will shoot (hey, it was on TNT). Anyways, that pretty much [...]

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Sort of like impersonations, but for dogs. Anyways, I do quite a few of them and I’d like to share some with you. So, here begins another Bisket exclusive column.
I give you… Imdoginations!
 
First up: Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Terminator

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Timothy Treadwell in Grizzly Man:

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
And finally, Gizmo from the hit movie Gremlins:

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Pretty good, eh?? Let me know [...]

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The KOOSH and I broke up. It didn’t want a commitment, and I thought it was stupid to be in love with a ball made of rubber filaments attached to a soft core that was last popular in 1988.
Plus, why chew on rubber when you can chew on…

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WhiteWiz3 writes:
If you could be any character in Lord of the Rings, who would it be?
Well, WhiteWiz3, that’s an easy question. I would be Gimli: short, stout, powerful, and a total wisecracker. Plus, I’d carry a huge axe and use it to make warg breakfast patties and links. Mmmmmmmmm!!!
 

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