Happy Birthday to me!

Exactly one year ago today, in Wisconsin Dells (the self-proclaimed “Water Park Capital of the World”), a little pooch was born. There was no room in the bed, so his mom had to give birth to him in a manger. 3 wise dogs brought him gifts of pepperoni, rawhide, and Wii cords. There was a [...]

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I’ve been terminated

No, not that way! This way:

Forget T1, T2 and T3. I’m the TP – TERMINATOR PUPPY! Now tell me where John Connor is or I’ll rip off your arms destroy you crush your skull TERMIN-eat all your Kraft singles!
 
Puppies: click here.

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Imdoginations

At parties, I’ve been known to do some killer imdoginations (sort of like “impersonations” but for dogs). I’m the hit of the party! People go nuts! One guy’s drink came out through his nose. Another guy didn’t go nuts, but did go out for nuts since we had run out.
I love making people laugh at [...]

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Twitter

 
 
Ok pooches and poochettes, here’s the deal… I know I haven’t been the best at keeping up the blog lately. Like I said, I’ve been grounded for putting my little shnoz toe-deep in a skimmer and chewing. (So sue me!) But thousands of you have emailed/called/texted/carrier-pigeoned/burning-bacon-grease-signaled (that’s the best kind!), telling me to get off [...]

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President’s Day

Today is President’s Day, and in my honest opinion, it should be celebrated. I don’t know about you, but I’m not going to work today. My boss can take his “mush mush!” and shove it! Haha just kidding – I don’t have a job. Unless you count the 3rd shift at the gas station cleaning [...]

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Thanks for the letters!

Since I’ve gotten (*gulp*) “lopped,” thousands of well-wishing letters have poured in from around the globe. I loved them all (except the mean one from the cat)!! Here are a few of my favorites:
 
Hi Bisket,
I’m so sorry to hear about your neutering. I just wanted to wish you a speedy recovery. If you need anything [...]

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Nominations!

 
 
I love movies! By my count, I’ve watched over 1,145 movies in the 7 months of my life. Of course that’s counting the 1,144 times I’ve watched Turner and Hooch and the one time I watched the Estelle Getty/Sylvester Stallone masterpiece Stop! Or my mom will shoot (hey, it was on TNT). Anyways, that pretty much [...]

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“It’s a major award!” – A Christmas Story

I love that movie! Especially the part where all the dogs are running through the house. Hahahaha!
Anyways, I have an announcement to make: I have won a major award! On my December 24th post, a mysterious (and mustachioed) man told me that I had won the “Blog of the Day Award.” Isn’t that exciting?!?!?
Now, I [...]

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Bisket is… Mr. Smarty NoPants

The way I see it, I have 3 purposes in life:

To entertain you.
To educate you.
To eventually break into the refrigerator and eat my way through a sea of potatoes, cheese, and leftover chicken salad.

We both know that I am fully capable of entertaining you. But do we both know that I can also educate you??? [...]

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Terrier. Boston Terrier.

The best part about being a Boston Terrier is the outfit. Check it out: the snappy black and white combo of our fur has christened us “The American Gentleman.” And also, more appropriately, “The Dog of Bond.”
It’s not only because it looks like we’re wearing a charming little tuxedo (minus the bow tie, because those [...]

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