Now let me make one thing very clear: there is only ONE Bisket. My little Boston Terrier puppy love is enough to circle the world twice, but I ain’t Ol’ St. Nick – I can’t be everywhere at once! That’s why the world needs some other Boston Terriers to spread the lovin’. And until yesterday, [...]
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Boston, Minnesota
Posted in Awesomeness, Crazy Dogs, Current Events, Cute, Dreams, Entertainment, Food, Fun, Home, Love, Meat, Meetup Group, Outdoors, Pictures, Playtime, Poop, Puppy, Smells, Sports, hot, tagged Boston Terrier, Meetup on June 29, 2009 | 6 Comments »
Cool Stuff Oblongata
Posted in Awards, Awesomeness, Crazy Dogs, Deep Thoughts, Entertainment, Food, Fun, Home, Smells, tagged Changes, Cool Stuff Oblongata, Foot, Melon, sausage on June 22, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Inside my little melon, right beside the part of my brain that makes me salivate over popcorn, is the part of my brain that thinks about cool stuff: the Cool Stuff Oblongata. I’m NOT making this up! Anyways, today I’m going to be lying in my kennel putting my CSO to some serious work.
You see, [...]
Posted in Awesomeness, Cats, Cold, Crazy Dogs, Family, Food, Life, North Dakota, Outdoors, Poop, Puppy, Weather, tagged Aubrey, Phoebe, pins and needles on June 17, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Ok so it’s been a LOOOONG time since I’ve written last. What happened?? I have no excuse. But just look at my little face and tell me you’re mad – I dare you!
Anyways, it’s raining dogs and dogs today. Which means I’ve held my poo all day. Right now, it’s 10:06 PM and I have [...]
Happy Birthday to me!
Posted in Awesomeness, Crazy Dogs, Cute, Entertainment, Food, Fun, History, Home, Life, Love, Neutering, Playtime, Puppy, tagged Birthday, Boston Terrier, Dog years, Jesus, Me, Wisconsin Dells on May 28, 2009 | 6 Comments »
Exactly one year ago today, in Wisconsin Dells (the self-proclaimed “Water Park Capital of the World”), a little pooch was born. There was no room in the bed, so his mom had to give birth to him in a manger. 3 wise dogs brought him gifts of pepperoni, rawhide, and Wii cords. There was a [...]
Deep Thoughts
Posted in Awesomeness, Crazy Dogs, Deep Thoughts, Food, Fun, Life, Pictures, tagged Dogs, Skeletons on May 13, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Dogs like to chew on bones. Skeletons are made of bones. That’s probably why you don’t see any skeletons with pet dogs…
Happy Mother’s Day
Posted in Awards, Cold, Crazy Dogs, Cute, Deep Thoughts, Famous Dogs, Food, Life, Love, Puppy, Smells, tagged Puppy, Boston Terrier, Pooch, mother's day, cellphone on May 10, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Even fiercely independent pooches like myself have mothers. And I love mine very much. Thanks, mom, for 8 weeks of puppy suckling and little nudges with your cold nose.
To all you pooches out there: Don’t forget where you came from. And to all those puppy mothers who haven’t gotten a phone call from their puppies [...]
Posted in Awesomeness, Current Events, Cute, Entertainment, Fans, Food, Fun, History, Home, Life, Love, Meat, Mr. Smarty NoPants, Politics, Poop, Puppy, Twitter, tagged bacon, Bisket, bone, Boston Terrier, Fans, shoes, squirrels, tweet, Twitter on March 12, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Ok pooches and poochettes, here’s the deal… I know I haven’t been the best at keeping up the blog lately. Like I said, I’ve been grounded for putting my little shnoz toe-deep in a skimmer and chewing. (So sue me!) But thousands of you have emailed/called/texted/carrier-pigeoned/burning-bacon-grease-signaled (that’s the best kind!), telling me to get off [...]
Me-ninja
Posted in Awesomeness, Current Events, Entertainment, Food, Fun, Home, Life, Movies, Puppy, Sports, tagged Couch, DVD, GI Joe, Kennel, Kibble, Lethal, Maury, Milo and Otis, Ninja, Remotes, TMNT, TV, Vanilla Ice on February 2, 2009 | 1 Comment »
What do you get when you cross me with a ninja? That’s right… a me-ninja. And that’s exactly what I have become.
Remember how the alphas built me the Gauntlet a few weeks back? We’ll I’ve been running that thing for quite some time now, honing my agility and strengthening my legs. (And since I’ve been [...]
Stuff…
Posted in Awesomeness, Cold, Entertainment, Food, Life, Neutering, Puppy, Surgery, tagged Balls, Canidae, Carnegie Hall, Food, Microphone headset, Neuter, Nuts, Pawsome, Salmon, Sham Wow, Slap Chop, Vet, Vince, Walk on February 1, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I just went for an AWESOME walk! I would say it was “pawsome” (as some of my loyal readers like to say) but it wasn’t pawsome because my paws are freaking COLD!!
Anyways, it’s great to get out and get my mind off this neutering business. I’ve got my check-in appointment with the new vet on [...]
I was thinking today…
Posted in Dreams, Food, Fun, Home, Life, Meat, Puppy, tagged ants, Boston Terrier, cheese, english muffins, hot, kitchen, Paws, peppers, Salami, Sopressata on January 27, 2009 | 1 Comment »
If my paws were made of salami, would I eat them??
Without a doubt. For sure. Absolutely.
You’re asking: “You would eat your own paws?!?! What kind of animal are you?!!” And I answer: “Yes.” and “A dog. Duh.”
Let me put it this way – when you’re a pooch, you’ve got to get anything you can. Sure, [...]
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