Imdoginations

As you know, I love a good imdogination. In case you forgot, imdoginations are just like impersonations, but for dogs. Ok, so they’re not just like impersonations – mainly because they are WAY COOLER! Ok, so check out these starring yours truly, and at the end lemme know what you think. Enjoy!!
 
 
 
Mel Gibson in Signs:
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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I’m gonna be famous!

 
So check it out: male alpha male took me to his work the other day for something super cool. A doggie photo shoot! Turns out, they’re making some ads for a place called Woody’s Pet Food Deli and needed a few good lookin’ pooches as models. I mean, seriously – who else would you call [...]

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Happy Mother’s Day

Even fiercely independent pooches like myself have mothers. And I love mine very much. Thanks, mom, for 8 weeks of puppy suckling and little nudges with your cold nose.

 
To all you pooches out there: Don’t forget where you came from. And to all those puppy mothers who haven’t gotten a phone call from their puppies [...]

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Happy Birthday, you saucy dame!

Today marks the 21st people birthday and 147th doggie birthday of this dog. Oh my flippin’ Great Dane in heaven, that is an old dog!! I can’t even imagine being that old. But once I am (and mark my words, I WILL BE), and my little Bisket parts don’t work as well as they used [...]

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Imdoginations

At parties, I’ve been known to do some killer imdoginations (sort of like “impersonations” but for dogs). I’m the hit of the party! People go nuts! One guy’s drink came out through his nose. Another guy didn’t go nuts, but did go out for nuts since we had run out.
I love making people laugh at [...]

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Thanks for the letters!

Since I’ve gotten (*gulp*) “lopped,” thousands of well-wishing letters have poured in from around the globe. I loved them all (except the mean one from the cat)!! Here are a few of my favorites:
 
Hi Bisket,
I’m so sorry to hear about your neutering. I just wanted to wish you a speedy recovery. If you need anything [...]

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Imdoginations

Sort of like impersonations, but for dogs. Anyways, I do quite a few of them and I’d like to share some with you. So, here begins another Bisket exclusive column.
I give you… Imdoginations!
 
First up: Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Terminator

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Timothy Treadwell in Grizzly Man:

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
And finally, Gizmo from the hit movie Gremlins:

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Pretty good, eh?? Let me know [...]

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Rhymes with Werner and Pooch

Totally chill day today (no pun intended). It snowed a poopload last night and it’s so cold that I can feel the boogers freeze in my scrunchy little shnoz. Sick! But anyways, besides painting the snow yellow every 3 hours, I’m chillin’ kennelside.
So if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna rest my little dome on this [...]

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