Deep Thoughts

The best reason to never get your driver’s license.

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Deep Thoughts

Playstation 3 is now only $299. Who gives a crap? Sticks are free.

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Deep Thoughts

Met a woman today who said she didn’t like dogs. It must be hard to be a robot.

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Rainy Days

Well, it’s raining cats and dogs here in Minneapolis. (Nice to see the cats actually doing something – albeit falling from the sky)  I’m chillin’ kennelside with nothing to do but chew an old knucklebone and miss the sun.
Ahh, sunshine. I love to stick my face in it! When the alphas get home from lunch, [...]

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If I were a big dog, the world would seem so much smaller. And that would suck.

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Cool Stuff Oblongata

Inside my little melon, right beside the part of my brain that makes me salivate over popcorn, is the part of my brain that thinks about cool stuff: the Cool Stuff Oblongata. I’m NOT making this up! Anyways, today I’m going to be lying in my kennel putting my CSO to some serious work.
You see, [...]

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Dogs like to chew on bones. Skeletons are made of bones. That’s probably why you don’t see any skeletons with pet dogs…

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Happy Mother’s Day

Even fiercely independent pooches like myself have mothers. And I love mine very much. Thanks, mom, for 8 weeks of puppy suckling and little nudges with your cold nose.

 
To all you pooches out there: Don’t forget where you came from. And to all those puppy mothers who haven’t gotten a phone call from their puppies [...]

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Deep Thoughts

 

 
“If I were a human, would I have 4 legs or 4 arms????”

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