I’m back!

Yup, I have returned from my sojourn to the magical land of North Dakota! It feels good to be home – sleeping in my own bed and pooping on my own lawn. But that’s not to say that I didn’t have a great time this Chris Mas… because it was AWESOME.
First things first. I got [...]

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I’m off to the farm. I know what you’re thinking: “That’s exactly what Dad told us when he gave away our pet rabbit!” But you’re WRONG! Plus, that rabbit was nothing but trouble, I’m sure – chewing up all the kid’s Nintendo cords or something like that (I’m making this whole thing up). But… I [...]

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Mine.

Check it out. These are MY gifts. Nice little stockpile, if I don’t say so myself. And pretty impressive for a pooch with only 7 months of life under his collar.
 
Here’s my guesses:
Long one on the left: A new leash?? My second guess is… a butter knife full of peanut butter.
Flat one in the front: Peanuts [...]

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I had big plans for this weekend. BIG plans! Remember? We were supposed to pass the knucklebone around; spend some quality face-lickin’ time together. But then someone ruined it: Chris Mas. What a jerk.
Let me explain. Yesterday, the alphas went out to do some “Chris Mas shopping.” Now I don’t know what’s wrong with this [...]

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Lights, trees, action!

Snow is on the ground! It’s great except it turns me into Mister McChillyPaws. So I’d like to add one pair set of paw booties to my Chris Mas list. (Welder’s mask and blowtorch still apply, of course) Are you feeling generous this Holiday season???? (Please look at my cute face before answering) If so, click here!
Anyways, [...]

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Chris Mas

Today, someone said “Bisket doesn’t know about Chris Mas.” And they were right. I don’t know anyone named Chris.
However… from what I’ve heard, this Chris Mas thing could work out to my advantage. Let me see if I’ve got this right: so long as I stay cute and don’t bite anybody else (there was a [...]

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