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Deep Thoughts

Posted in Awards, Awesomeness, Cold, Cute, Deep Thoughts, Dreams, Fans, Fun, Life, Love, Outdoors, Playtime, Puppy, Walks, tagged , , , on August 31, 2009 | 1 Comment »

Met a woman today who said she didn’t like dogs. It must be hard to be a robot.

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Mr. Mittens

Posted in Awards, Cats, Crazy Dogs, Current Events, Cute, Entertainment, Fun, Life, tagged , on August 23, 2009 | 1 Comment »

I’m all talk. This is a blog, after all! And that means that no matter how much I trash-talk cats, I would never hurta real one. But once a fake one steps on my turf, it’s on, baby – IT’S ON!!!!
This is Mr. Mittens. Or “Monsieur Mittens” as he likes to be called. He’s got [...]

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Cool Stuff Oblongata

Posted in Awards, Awesomeness, Crazy Dogs, Deep Thoughts, Entertainment, Food, Fun, Home, Smells, tagged , , , , on June 22, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Inside my little melon, right beside the part of my brain that makes me salivate over popcorn, is the part of my brain that thinks about cool stuff: the Cool Stuff Oblongata. I’m NOT making this up! Anyways, today I’m going to be lying in my kennel putting my CSO to some serious work.
You see, [...]

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Happy Mother’s Day

Posted in Awards, Cold, Crazy Dogs, Cute, Deep Thoughts, Famous Dogs, Food, Life, Love, Puppy, Smells, tagged , , , , on May 10, 2009 | 2 Comments »

Even fiercely independent pooches like myself have mothers. And I love mine very much. Thanks, mom, for 8 weeks of puppy suckling and little nudges with your cold nose.

 
To all you pooches out there: Don’t forget where you came from. And to all those puppy mothers who haven’t gotten a phone call from their puppies [...]

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PAY PER VIEW: Staring Contest

Posted in Awards, Awesomeness, Crazy Dogs, Current Events, Cute, Entertainment, Fun, Life, Love, Pictures, Poop, Puppy, tagged , , , , on April 26, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

 

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Imdoginations

Posted in Awards, Awesomeness, Crazy Dogs, Cute, Entertainment, Famous Dogs, Fun, History, Home, Imdoginations, Life, Movies, Pictures, Politics, Poop, Puppy, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , on March 16, 2009 | 7 Comments »

At parties, I’ve been known to do some killer imdoginations (sort of like “impersonations” but for dogs). I’m the hit of the party! People go nuts! One guy’s drink came out through his nose. Another guy didn’t go nuts, but did go out for nuts since we had run out.
I love making people laugh at [...]

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I am a work of art

Posted in Awards, Cute, Fun, Home, Life, Love, Pictures, Puppy, tagged , , , , , on February 18, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

I know that title sounds lame – like some Stuart Smalley mirror-side affirmation. But it’s true. Chances are that one day you find this simply scintillating sketch drawing of my likeness at Sotheby’s. Let the bidding start at 1 MILLION(!!!!!!!!) dollars.
 
 

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Nominations!

Posted in Awards, Awesomeness, Cats, Cold, Current Events, Cute, Entertainment, Fans, Food, Fun, History, Life, Meat, Movies, Politics, Puppy, Toys, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 22, 2009 | 3 Comments »

 
 
I love movies! By my count, I’ve watched over 1,145 movies in the 7 months of my life. Of course that’s counting the 1,144 times I’ve watched Turner and Hooch and the one time I watched the Estelle Getty/Sylvester Stallone masterpiece Stop! Or my mom will shoot (hey, it was on TNT). Anyways, that pretty much [...]

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“It’s a major award!” – A Christmas Story

Posted in Awards, Awesomeness, Cute, Entertainment, Fans, History, Life, Puppy, Toys, tagged , , , , on January 12, 2009 | 1 Comment »

I love that movie! Especially the part where all the dogs are running through the house. Hahahaha!
Anyways, I have an announcement to make: I have won a major award! On my December 24th post, a mysterious (and mustachioed) man told me that I had won the “Blog of the Day Award.” Isn’t that exciting?!?!?
Now, I [...]

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