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Archive for May, 2009

Happy Birthday to me!

Posted in Awesomeness, Crazy Dogs, Cute, Entertainment, Food, Fun, History, Home, Life, Love, Neutering, Playtime, Puppy, tagged , , , , , on May 28, 2009 | 6 Comments »

Exactly one year ago today, in Wisconsin Dells (the self-proclaimed “Water Park Capital of the World”), a little pooch was born. There was no room in the bed, so his mom had to give birth to him in a manger. 3 wise dogs brought him gifts of pepperoni, rawhide, and Wii cords. There was a [...]

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I’m in North Dakota right now

Posted in Awesomeness, Car, Cold, Crazy Dogs, Cute, Fun, Imdoginations, Life, North Dakota, Pictures, Puppy, tagged , , , , , , on May 23, 2009 | 1 Comment »

Yeah, North Dakota. You know, one state to the left of MN… really? No, I’m not making it up! It’s right about South Dakota; right below Canada. What? Seriously! Whatever – look at a map.
Anyways, male alpha male and I took the loooooooong ride out to Bismarck, ND – also known as “The Jewel of [...]

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I’m gonna be famous!

Posted in Awesomeness, Crazy Dogs, Cute, Entertainment, Famous Dogs, Fans, Fun, Life, Pictures, Poop, Puppy, Smells, tagged , , , on May 19, 2009 | 2 Comments »

 
So check it out: male alpha male took me to his work the other day for something super cool. A doggie photo shoot! Turns out, they’re making some ads for a place called Woody’s Pet Food Deli and needed a few good lookin’ pooches as models. I mean, seriously – who else would you call [...]

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Deep Thoughts

Posted in Awesomeness, Crazy Dogs, Deep Thoughts, Food, Fun, Life, Pictures, tagged , on May 13, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Dogs like to chew on bones. Skeletons are made of bones. That’s probably why you don’t see any skeletons with pet dogs…

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Happy Mother’s Day

Posted in Awards, Cold, Crazy Dogs, Cute, Deep Thoughts, Famous Dogs, Food, Life, Love, Puppy, Smells, tagged , , , , on May 10, 2009 | 2 Comments »

Even fiercely independent pooches like myself have mothers. And I love mine very much. Thanks, mom, for 8 weeks of puppy suckling and little nudges with your cold nose.

 
To all you pooches out there: Don’t forget where you came from. And to all those puppy mothers who haven’t gotten a phone call from their puppies [...]

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I’ve been terminated

Posted in Awesomeness, Crazy Dogs, Current Events, Entertainment, Fun, History, Meat, Movies, Pictures, tagged , , , , on May 8, 2009 | 1 Comment »

No, not that way! This way:

Forget T1, T2 and T3. I’m the TP – TERMINATOR PUPPY! Now tell me where John Connor is or I’ll rip off your arms destroy you crush your skull TERMIN-eat all your Kraft singles!
 
Puppies: click here.

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Happy Birthday, you saucy dame!

Posted in Awesomeness, Car, Crazy Dogs, Current Events, Cute, Dreams, Entertainment, Famous Dogs, Fun, Life, Movies, Toys, tagged , , , on May 6, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Today marks the 21st people birthday and 147th doggie birthday of this dog. Oh my flippin’ Great Dane in heaven, that is an old dog!! I can’t even imagine being that old. But once I am (and mark my words, I WILL BE), and my little Bisket parts don’t work as well as they used [...]

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Swine flu

Posted in Awesomeness, Crazy Dogs, Cute, Entertainment, Farm, Home, Life, Movies, Outdoors, Puppy, Smells, hot, tagged , , , , , , on May 4, 2009 | 2 Comments »

I think I’ve got it. I mean, check me out – I’m already showing the symptoms. Rolling around the dirt to cool off and acting like a pig, right? Pretty soon I’ll be making friends with spiders and going “wee wee wee all the way home.” Seriously! This is not good…
 

 
 
 

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