Terminator 4: Playtime

So I went to my male alpha male’s work the other day, and there was a poodle there named Pearl. “Just my size!” I thought, and tried to get her to play. Well… she didn’t want any part of that. Nope, that saucy minx just kept growling and saying something about John Connor. What a [...]

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I can’t tell if I’m coming or going!

I was scrounging for crumbs the other night, and found myself back-assed into another dimension where dogs are a little, shall we say, “different-looking”… Yikes!
 

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I am a work of art

I know that title sounds lame – like some Stuart Smalley mirror-side affirmation. But it’s true. Chances are that one day you find this simply scintillating sketch drawing of my likeness at Sotheby’s. Let the bidding start at 1 MILLION(!!!!!!!!) dollars.
 
 

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President’s Day

Today is President’s Day, and in my honest opinion, it should be celebrated. I don’t know about you, but I’m not going to work today. My boss can take his “mush mush!” and shove it! Haha just kidding – I don’t have a job. Unless you count the 3rd shift at the gas station cleaning [...]

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RUN!!!!!

It’s the attack of the giant off-duty-Vegas-show-dancer children!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Thanks for the letters!

Since I’ve gotten (*gulp*) “lopped,” thousands of well-wishing letters have poured in from around the globe. I loved them all (except the mean one from the cat)!! Here are a few of my favorites:
 
Hi Bisket,
I’m so sorry to hear about your neutering. I just wanted to wish you a speedy recovery. If you need anything [...]

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They got me…

Sorry about that last post. I was feeling a little woozy… FROM THE DRUGS THEY GAVE ME WHEN THEY BLINDSIDED ME WITH A NEUTERING!!!!!
Seriously, I wasn’t supposed to be neutered until next week. But it all went down this past Tuesday. I go into this nice little office and meet a sweet little old man [...]

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GIDndie yumss

Bliiiip. Wooooooooooffffff WoooF.
WOOOOOF1~!
Sssssssssssssssssssssssssausages! toTally woofff an bArQ yeaaahhh
Sleeeeepie.
SNORE…………………………………………………..

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Me-ninja

 
What do you get when you cross me with a ninja? That’s right… a me-ninja. And that’s exactly what I have become.
 
Remember how the alphas built me the Gauntlet a few weeks back? We’ll I’ve been running that thing for quite some time now, honing my agility and strengthening my legs. (And since I’ve been [...]

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Stuff…

I just went for an AWESOME walk! I would say it was “pawsome”  (as some of my loyal readers like to say) but it wasn’t pawsome because my paws are freaking COLD!!
Anyways, it’s great to get out and get my mind off this neutering business. I’ve got my check-in appointment with the new vet on [...]

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