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Archive for December, 2008

It’s New Year’s Eve: time for champagne, dancing, and laughing! Not for me.
Now stop it! Don’t give me that “Awwwww I feel sorry for Bisket” crap. I’m actually looking forward to a little relaxation tonight. For the past week, I’ve done quite a bit and quite frankly, I’m exhausted. I met 3 new dogs, ran [...]

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Yup, I have returned from my sojourn to the magical land of North Dakota! It feels good to be home – sleeping in my own bed and pooping on my own lawn. But that’s not to say that I didn’t have a great time this Chris Mas… because it was AWESOME.
First things first. I got [...]

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I’m off to the farm. I know what you’re thinking: “That’s exactly what Dad told us when he gave away our pet rabbit!” But you’re WRONG! Plus, that rabbit was nothing but trouble, I’m sure – chewing up all the kid’s Nintendo cords or something like that (I’m making this whole thing up). But… I [...]

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Check it out. These are MY gifts. Nice little stockpile, if I don’t say so myself. And pretty impressive for a pooch with only 7 months of life under his collar.
 
Here’s my guesses:
Long one on the left: A new leash?? My second guess is… a butter knife full of peanut butter.
Flat one in the front: Peanuts [...]

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I had big plans for this weekend. BIG plans! Remember? We were supposed to pass the knucklebone around; spend some quality face-lickin’ time together. But then someone ruined it: Chris Mas. What a jerk.
Let me explain. Yesterday, the alphas went out to do some “Chris Mas shopping.” Now I don’t know what’s wrong with this [...]

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Lazy Friday

It’s almost the weekend – YES!! You know what that means: the alphas and I are chillin’ like villains for 2.5 days straight. BOO-YAH! That makes me happier than a warm spot on a cool couch. (Well, almost. Ok, maybe it’s a tie)
What shall we three do together?? Pass the knucklebone around? Maybe a game [...]

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It’s that time again: time to whet your appetite for more delicious pictures of me. So now I shall dangle a few more glorious photographic moments of my life like a glistening carrot in front of your collective cyberspace noses. Enjoy! It is, after all, your obsession.
 
 

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Minnesnowta

Ok this cold is seriously a problem. And it’s messing with the only routine I got: my poop cycle. You can’t expect a dog to lay one down when his little paws are cookin’ less than Ward Cleaver. I mean, seriously – it’s frigid out here in Minnesnowta!!!!
Now I’m the kinda pooch who does his [...]

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BORED.

There is NOTHING to do around here. It’s flippin’ colder than an Iditarod husky’s nuts outside, the alphas aren’t home for another 3 hours, and I can’t sleep. THIS IS KILLING ME!!!!!!!
My day since lunch:
1:01 PM: Cleaned out the Kong.
1:15 PM: Snowing?? Again??
1:22 PM: Read boring newspaper article on housing crisis. Peed all over awesome [...]

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Totally chill day today (no pun intended). It snowed a poopload last night and it’s so cold that I can feel the boogers freeze in my scrunchy little shnoz. Sick! But anyways, besides painting the snow yellow every 3 hours, I’m chillin’ kennelside.
So if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna rest my little dome on this [...]

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