I’ve sniffed a lot of posts, but this is the first I’ve written.

Hey there – Bisket here with my very first post. Sorry it took me so long to start a blog (6 months!), but hell it took me 5 just to learn to pee outside, so you can see what I’m working with here! 

You’re thinking: “Peeing outside?? Who is this guy?? He is obviously from Canada.”

Check out my doggishness.

Well I guess I didn’t mention that part, did I? I’m a dog. I guess maybe you got that from the title of my blog. Unless you thought I was some weird deformed person with animal hands – sort of like the Penguin from Batman. (Ewww.) But yup, I’m a dog – a Boston Terrier to be exact. I was born in Wisconsin and live in Minneapolis, so that pretty much makes me a Wiscobostoapolis Terrier.

Anyways, this is my blog and I’m gonna write some cool stuff about my life here. You might not think a dog’s life is very exciting, but trust me it’s filled with exotic kibble, collar bling, and lots and lots of bitches. Haha just kidding, but it is pretty interesting. I bet you can’t wait.

Ok, well it’s late and way past my bedtime so I better cuddle up and settle down for the night. I’d say I did a pretty good job typing this post for a pooch with 4 paws. (I’m seriously doubting the usefulness of these dew claws, however…)

Good night!